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November 02, 2004 This ramzan is so not working out for me…I’ve been through everything…Malaria, dehydration and now food poisoning…but that is not the point of the story… I think there are some things that your guy should never witness…like unshaved legs…running nose and most importantly….any EX-food material coming out from where it should not…unless of course you’re married! Until today…I would have been proud to say that I have been successful at maintaining the picture of a perfect girl friend…you know what I’m saying….the illusion that we just ALWAYS look this good even when pressed for time! I cant delay the bad news any further…yes…I threw up in front of HIM! I threw up A LOT! I’m sure I threw up for an eternity and he probably lost a few hair…grew some grey ones…or probably passed out from the shock and SMELL! Can anyone tell how mortified I am?? Now the next time he sees me….I’ll be the girl friend who threw up in public….that too in HIS car! This should NOT have happened! I need to find the memory eraser’s from The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and DELETE this event FOREVER from mine and HIS memory! Oh no…that was just a movie! Somebody kill me please! (10:50 PM) ~`~ |
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